\\ i never fall apart because i never fall together //

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

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opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

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kili-fili-and-frilly:

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

THAT IS CUTE AS HELL

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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ijustloveyoutubers:

jameenicolee:

caskett:

hartmyhelbig:

trinitymemes:

the-pungeon-master:

trinitymemes:

basicbitchesaintnothin:

gracehelbig:

trinitymemes:

Baby sloth Grace

this happens more than you think

I like how the lady just sorta stays crouched over like 

"where the fuck did I go wrong"

You know your post has broken the walls of the fandom when someone refers to your leader as
"the lady"

the lady

the lady

the lady

tHE LADY.

the lady

but  THE lady doe

THE Lady.

But guys, remember Lady? #FandomMemories

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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kono-sora-no-shita-ni:

worthitapplepie:

sometimes….jensen happens….and i like it

But Jared slowly turning around while Lucifer and suddenly sees this and just joins without pause. :D

kono-sora-no-shita-ni:

worthitapplepie:

sometimes….jensen happens….and i like it

But Jared slowly turning around while Lucifer and suddenly sees this and just joins without pause. :D

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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