\\ i never fall apart because i never fall together //

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

(Source: autisticdean, via stayawesomebro)

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Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate Mamrie Hart

(Source: daily-gr4ce, via t0tes-ma-g0ats)

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notmydate:

Martin Freeman | You Have Been Watching.

(via thewomvn)

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kaeandlucy:

byebyebananas:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

this is the most adorable thing i have ever seen

 ”I’m determined to be taller than you are”

determination will get you anywhere

it’s hermione fucking granger what did you expect

(Source: theurliwantedisgone, via ironically-wanking)

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hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

(via pizza)

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I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape

Harry:so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione:...
Ron:..
Hermione:Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron:not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry:before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione:everyone says that Harry
Harry:yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron:so?
Harry:I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione:Harry no
Harry:Snape 5ever
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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

(via feat)

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Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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